Friday, July 19, 2013

Realistic laws that Newton forgot to state !




LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. 

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. 

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! 

LAW OF BIO MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

THEATER RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF PROBLEMS : Problems begin to start after whenever you state that you are very happy in life with no problems

LAW OF SUCCESS : Success in life is determined by how many times you rise up after you fall



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