If Animals have Facebook..... !

Facebook has become synonymous with social networking Nowadays. Presenting a post on what would have happened if all the animals too had facebook... Cockroach "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" Lice,Mosquito and 42 others like this Cat  "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember" Mosquito  "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"  Lice likes this Pigeon "Just brought a book i have been looking for a while now.Its called Pooping on people in 12 easy lessons" 12 pigeons and 13 crows like this Lice " Oh shit!! I entered wrong hair.. smells like parachute...ughh !  ! "  127 Lice like this Pig "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! If It is because i bask in the mud then let it be clear i won't be leaving the mud for whatsoever reason ! " Octopus  I have just refilled my ink.. hurray!! Goat  "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon" Chicken likes this Bulldog "Waiting for my owner to pick me up. Time for saloon ! "  Bulldog likes this Lioness " Sigh ! Once again i had to hunt because my husband found it to taxing to get up from his sleep ! tchhh, What will the children think ? " Lion is listening to "Its my Life ! "

Chicken 

" If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC. Love you all and see you in heaven ! "

Shark 

"We are not ruthless man eaters,we are more like accidental man tasters ! "

Lion,Leopard & Shark like this

Leopard

"To those who called me self possessed ! Dude, I lick myself because its cleaning mechanism man go get a life Haters! "

Cat,Lion,Bulldog,Cow & Antelope like this

Antelope is not feeling well today

 Two lions & leopard likes this